A New Eye Approaches/Transcript


 * Intro starts.* *After the intro ends, the scene cuts to Battery in front.*

Battery: Hello, everyone! Welcome back to Inanimate Brawl! Gosh, it sure was a long time since we last made an episode.

Charger: Well, it was 2 years ago…

Battery: …Darn, really? Time flies real fast… Anyways, since the show is back, it is time for elimination with the French team!

Charger: … Uh, buddy…?

Battery: What?

Charger: You do realise that the contestants are like… Long gone?

(Shows an empty field with some RCs.)

Battery: Wh- What!?!? How?

Charger: I want you to take a good guess… ONE GOOD GUESS, BATTERY!

(Battery tries to remember.)

Battery: Is it because my show stopped putting out episodes for 2 years?

Charger: Exactly! And because of that, everyone went home!

Charger: Except for Snorp, he’s just standing there…

Battery: Well, what am I supposed to do?

Charger: That’s what I was going to ask. Might as well just cancel the show while yo-

Battery: NO! I can't just do that! I put all of my savings into this show, I’ll go bankrupt!

Charger: Sounds more like a “you” problem, if i’m being honest.

Battery: -GGGGRRRHHHHHHHK! Fine… but, do you have any teleportation technology with you and your computer friend?

Charger: Well, PC can teleport people, including himself. Like remember when he teleported to the elimination area?

Battery: Since when did that happen?

Charger: ...you really are that clueless, are y-

Battery: Forget it..

(Battery then walks up to PC)

Battery: Hey PC, could you teleport the contestants back to us?

PC: Sure thing.

(PC then teleports the rest of the contestants into the field.)

Arcade Machine: Wh- what… What just happened?!

Bop-It: WHERE ARE WE?!

Gemini ball (Male side): WHAT’S GOING ON!?!?!?

(Mass-panic immediately ensues among the contestants. Everyone starts screaming.)

Redstone: Guys, guys, calm down. It’s just Battery and his friends!

Battery: You heard what Redstone said, it’s just us!

Gemini Ball (Female side): Wait, you are?

Battery: Yep, exactly! Why even bother asking?

Arcade Machine: I haven’t even seen you in a long time.

Battery: I mean, yeah since it's been 2 years. But anyway-

Anchor: WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!

(Battery sighs)

Battery: What is it

Anchor: Why did you add us back anyway? I was having a nice day until you and your friends decided to bring me back to this… wherever-the-hell we are in this field!

Battery: Well, I just missed you guys, that’s al-

Anchor: Well, I haven’t missed you (points to Battery), you… (points at charger) and YOU! (points at PC) Not a single damn bit of all of you!

Charger: Is that a problem?

Anchor: OF COURSE IT IS! You could at least give us an invitation!

Charger: Well… We didn’t have enough budget to give you all an invitation.

Anchor: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure, says the same person who decided to buy a giant computer, give people rare million-dollar gems, somehow get a bug that can turn us INTO STATUES, AND trap us in a DAMN COLOSSEUM!!

Charger: … I mean… we almost didn’t have enough budget.

Anchor: Oh, I swear you-

Spatula: Ok, enough, can we get to the elimination now or whatever?

Battery: Oh, right. PC? Do your stuff.

(PC then teleports everyone into the elimination area. Alongside the elimination area is a small set of chairs with the RCs on them)

Battery: Welcome back to the elimination area! It's been 2 years since-

Arcade machine: Ok, I get it, please stop making me feel old!

Battery: ...Alright?

Battery: So anyways, we got 10 votes. 2 times more than the last episode. So the contestants safe with no votes are….

Battery: Arcade Machine, Beret, Bop it and Spatula.

Battery: And also, today’s prizes are glass bottles with water in them, one of them does not have water, but instead something special.

Arcade machine: Is it something illegal?

Battery: What? no no no no. I swear it’s not illegal, it’s… It’s just….

Well… You’re gonna find out once you drink it.

Arcade Machine: Huh. Well, you only live once! Hand us the bottles, and be sure to give me the one with the other liquid!

Battery: Well… alright then. (He throws over the bottle to the safe contestants. All of them catch it except for Bop-It, who accidentally drops it.)

Bop-It: Aw...

(AM drinks the glass bottle, but then he falls down.)

Spatula: What just happened to him?!

Charger: Nevermind that, he will be used for the challenge. Anyway. It is now down to Anchor, Gemini Ball, Snorp and Viacom.

Charger: But before we will see who will be eliminated, let’s see some comments.

(PC displays the comments)

Battery: Ivan Corvea’s second channel says “[H], he’s PBS’s enemy”

Viacom: That’s not true!

PBS: Liar…

Viacom: Grrr..

Charger: Mimefan 2020 says “Voting for [A], because he didn't even try.”

Anchor: Well, that wouldn’t happen if I knew that bug could kill me!

Damn Entomology…

Battery: KitOdin Productions EST says “[F] he doesn't want potatoes”

Snorp: What? but I love potatoes!

Battery: Anyways, Let’s see who is receiving the boot! Anchor, even though you didn’t try to win last round, you’re still safe with one vote!

Anchor: Well, that’s good to know.

Charger: And so is Gemini ball.

Gemini ball (Female side): Yes!

Battery: ...and Viacom.

Viacom: Sweet!

Charger: Which means Snorp is the one getting the boot.

Snorp: Can i atleast get a potato as my last wish?

Charger: Over my overheated body. Oh well, off you go!

(The platform flies away and Snorp arrives at Jupiter. He looks around the terrain and sees the fossilized corpses of Pistol, Cuppy, Share post and Bricky.)

Redstone: So, what’s for today’s challenge?

Battery: Well… (brings out arcade machine)

Redstone: Huh? What’s that for?

Battery: So as you can see, Arcade Machine has his wires all messed up, and-

Anchor: Well it is your DAMN FAULT for giving him that “special liquid”. What even was in that, anyway?

Battery: Listen, I am trying to-

Anchor: WHAT YOU JUST DID IS ILLEGAL, FOR GOD’S SAKE! Where did you get that anyway!?

Battery: Well… How do I sum it up..?

(Flashback)

Battery (In flashback): Hmm, what is that?

(Battery grabs the bottle of “Totally not poison”, and goes to the seller)

Battery (in flashback): Is this real poison?

Seller: Eeeeh, it actually is. Technically speaking, of course.

Battery: Ah, alright then… Hey, this gives me an idea!

(Battery then finds a water bottle sticker and sticks it on the poison bottle, ending the flashback.)

Anchor: So, let me get this straight... YOU GAVE HIM POISON!?

Battery: Uh yes? Uh- no, i mean… No- y-yes, NO! ...Perhaps? Uhh… What are you going to do if i say yes?

Anchor: I will sue you... and your friends…

Battery: …

Charger: Battery please don’t…

Battery: ...Yes….

(Almost every contestants does the gasp, meanwhile Charger looks at him disappointed)

(Anchor pulls out his phone)

Battery: Uh...

(Battery runs away, trying to forget all about it, but then gets smacked in the face by a nearby sign post.)

Battery: ugh… uhhhhhh…..

(Battery closes his eyes, starting to feel unconscious.)

Rose: So what, what now?

Cactus: What's going to happen to the competition? Is it gonna continue?

Charger: Yes, but first… We really need to see if it is really Battery’s fault, or that seller’s fault. In which… I say both...

(The scene cuts to a satellite wearing a detective’s hat following Battery’s footsteps. Charger and the other contestants are following him.)

Satellite: So, you mind telling me the details?

Charger: We’re trying to figure out who’s fault it is.

Satelite: Tell me what happened.

(2 minutes later)

Satelite: Mhm, I see. It could be either the seller’s fault for selling such a poison, or either Battery’s fault for buying the poison. But I’d say it’s…

Cactus: Who did it then, detective guy?

Satelite: It’s Battery’s fault. Honestly, if he didn’t go for such a poison only for it to give him an idea, he wouldn’t land himself in such trouble.

Anchor: He did glue the water sticker on the poison bottle, after all. That would be like if you sell a bag of chips, but all you get is just air!

Spindrift: So, who’s gonna host the show now?

Satelite: Hm… I’ll do it.

Celly: Wait, what?

Satellite: Yes, I mean, have you people ever seen a detective hosting an object show?

Bop it: I don’t know… have you guys seen one?

(All of these speak at once)

Spatula: I really haven’t

Anchor: No…

Rose: Nope.

Redstone: Not once…

Chair: I don’t know

Celly: I think…

Beret: (Shrugs)

Bop it: Yeah, none of us saw it.

Satellite: Well, now you all do. Anyway, Play the new intro!

(New intro plays.)

Pentagon: I found Battery’s body!

Chair: Is he dead?... Wait, nope, nevermind. He's just sleeping.

Pentagon: I guess he’s unconscious.

Charger: I think this is because he knocked into something. He might fully recover someday… but I don't know when.

Anchor: Yeah, thanks, Captain Obvious!

(The camera then cuts to Satellite and the contestants surrounding AM)

Satellite: So what do we see here? A dead body?

Charger: Yeah that’s Arcade machine, Beret's teammate.

Satellite: And Battery’s idea for the challenge was to recover him back? That was… actually a good idea.

Redstone: Yeah. But then again, we got recovery centers, so, uh...

Satellite: Eeeeeh, I guess that makes sense.

Arcade Machine (as he glitches out): I AM NOT DEAD! YOU ALL ASSUMED I WAS DEAD?! God, these wires are only making me feel worse...

(Butter jumps up in surprise.)

Butter: Eeep! Wait, but how was that poison able to corrupt your wires?

Satellite: Hmm,  I think I know how. It may actually be a poison that has the ability to corrupt any kind of object which it comes to contact with, like wires, liquids... all kinds of things, really!

Celly: So basically, it’s like a… What do you call these things again?

Anchor (in a condescending tone): OR maybe, his circuits just got fried from contact with that liquid!... God, i swear you people just-

Satellite: Anchor, I was just joking.

Satellite: So your challenge is to recover Arcade Machine. The team that recovers him will be safe, and the other one vice versa, in other words, up for elimination.

Go!

Rose: Alright guys, what do we do?

Redstone: Well, find some tools for reviving him, I guess. He’s a machine, so i guess a regular toolbox wi-

(Redstone looks over to his left and sees a conveniently-placed toolbox a few feet away from him.)

Redstone:... Wow, that’s convenient. You know how to fix him, right, Rose?

Rose: But… I don’t know how to fix stuff. Does anyone else here do?

Cactus and Pentagon: We do!

Cactus: Let me try first.

(Cactus walks up to AM’s body.)

Cactus: Oh, uh, darng... his circuitry is all messed up. How am I supposed to do this?

Pentagon: Oh so you lied about what you can do?

Cactus: Uhh, yeah, I did.

Pentagon: Well, then give me the tools.

(Cactus hands Pentagon the toolbox)

Pentagon: Now let’s see..

(scene cuts to French Team.)

Spatula: So, what now?

Bop it: How about we get some brand new circuits and wires for him?

Spatula: Great idea!

Beret: *nods in agreement*

Spatula: But, uh... where do we find them?

Bop it: Oh it’s easy, we need to… erm…

(Bop It looks toward the horizon, lost in thought for a few seconds.)

Bop it: ...Oh, this is gonna be hard...

Spatula: Hm. Where’s the convenient electronics store when you need them?

Viacom: Ok guys, i got an idea. I, along with Beret and Gemini Ball will go to the electronics store.

Anchor: There’s an electronics store nearby…? Wait, what about us?

Viacom: You’ll stay here and figure out how to fix Arcade Machine, ok?

Anchor: Fine…

Viacom: Okay guys, let’s go

(Viacom Beret and Gemini Ball walk away.)

Gemini ball (Female): Do you know where the store is?

Viacom: Yep.

(Bop It turns back to Spatula.)

Bop it: Alright, let’s get back to the point.

(Scene cuts back to the Red team)

Pentagon: Come on, there must be some kind of way to fix this thing….

Rose: You’ve been doing this for minutes, dude. Unless there might actually be some way to fix it by hand, then this is just useless.

Pentagon: Come on…. GRRRR! GNGH! I give up. I’m gonna do this my own way!

(Pentagon grabs Arcade Machine and is about to smash him, but Redstone, Rose and Celly stop him just in time)

Redstone, Celly and rose: NO!

Pentagon: ...Fine. I won’t. I guess it's time for plan B!

Chair: Which is…?

Pentagon: It’s easy! All you have to do is-

(Right before pentagon is about to explain plan B, the scene cuts to Viacom, GB and Beret walking down the city)

Gemini ball (Male side): Just admit it, you don’t know where the store is.

Viacom: ...Well, what happens if I say “yes”?

Gemini ball (Male): Then we’re gonna be very disappointed...

Viacom: ...Yes.

(GB and Beret look at Viacom disappointedly)

Gemini ball (Female Side): WAIT! I think I just found a store right over there!

(The camera pans to the convenient electronics store)

Viacom: Radio’s electronic store, huh?

Viacom: Alright, let’s give it a shot.

(These 3 enter the store, as the camera pans to the back door of the store. GB opens it)

Gemini ball (Male): Woah, would you look at that! This store has TVs and everything else!

Gemini ball (Female): Yeah very old, wooden… weirdly shaped tvs.

Viacom: Ok, let’s split up. Me and Beret will find circuits and wires, and GB will have to find an instruction booklet. Specifically, a booklet for Arcade Machines.

Gemini ball (Female) : Got it!

(GB runs away to find instructions)

Viacom: Alright, let’s go then, Beret.

Beret: (Nods)

(Scene cuts back to Red team.)

Redstone: So this is your plan? Killing him so that he can be recovered?

Pentagon: Yup.

(Satellite walks over with a disappointed look on his face.)

Satellite: Do you people think I am deaf? Killing him just to recover him will automatically put your team UFE.

Pentagon: Aw hell, we’re not allowed to do that?

Spindrift: ARE YOU KIDDING US?

Spindrift: Ugh… What can we do?

Pentagon: I don’t know, honestly... Ok, you know what? I give up. Bye.

(Scene cuts back to Gemini ball still trying to find the instructions. GB is flipping through the page.)

GB (Male side) (Mumbling): How to fix a microwave, how to fix an accumulator... Air conditioner?

B (Male side) (Normal): We just want instructions for an arcade machine, for Astrology’s sake!

GB (Female side): Uhh, you know you can ask the owner of the store?

GB (Male): Who?

GB (Female): Radio. You know?

GB (Male): Oh right, right. I should have known…

(GB then walks up to Radio who’s sitting behind the cashier seat)

Radio: Greetings, how can I help you?

GB (Female): We’re just looking for an instruction booklet for Arcade machines.

Radio: Right, I got you.

(Radio pulls out a… cooking book?)

GB (Female): Sir, that is a cooking book…

Radio: Yes it is..!

(GB pulls out the disappointed face.)

Radio: What? I don’t even know what an arcade machine is. I haven’t heard that name since like… 2001, or something. But I do have an instruction book for the brand new SBOX 64.

(Radio pulls out a shopping list)

GB (Male): That’s a shopping list.

Radio: Really? (Radio glanced toward the shopping list in his hand) I really didn’t know that… Did i?

(GB facepalms)

GB (Male): Give us a booklet for arcade machines now, please, we’re like… In a really big hurry or something.

Radio: Alright hang on

(Radio enters the door behind him)

(Scene cuts to Radio searching for IBFAM in cabinets)

Radio (Mumbling): Air compressors, air conditioners, air filter, air horns.. Dang it, where have i left it aga-

Radio: AHA! Bingo!

(Radio grabs the Arcade machine booklet from the cabinet)

(Radio runs back to GB)

Radio: Alright, I found it!

GB (Female): Finally! Thank you.

Radio: Hang on. That costs 25$

GB (Male): WHAT!? 25$ For an instruction booklet!? It’s just paper!

Radio: Ever heard of inflation?

(GB then groans, and pulls out a wallet.)

GB (Male): Alright, here.

Radio: Thank you.

(GB walks away to Viacom and Beret, who already found Circuits and wires.)

GB (Female): We got the booklet.

Viacom: Excellent. We just got the circuits and wires. Have you seen how much these things cost? What was the owner thinking?!

GB (Male): I know what you mean. Let’s go.

(GB, Viacom and beret leave the store. As the camera cuts back to Bop it, who’s still waiting)

Bop it: Come on… It’s been like 4 minutes! Where are they!?

Spatula: You know, I’m scared. What if we lose again?

Bop it: Then i think Anchor will be the one who will get eliminated, I mean, he’s just acting like a big mean… nagging guy.

Anchor: I heard that!

Bop it: Uh, I mean... nice guy. Yeah, a nice guy.

(Anchor walks away, as if nothing happened)

(Meanwhile, these 3 come back)

Viacom: Alright, we got the stuff.

Bop it: Finally, what took you all so long?

Viacom: Other than the walking, nothing, I guess.

Bop it: Alright, forget it. Let’s just fix him.

(20 MINUTES LATER…)

Bop It: Just a few more things over there… And done!

(Arcade Machine suddenly turns on and gets up, a refreshed look on his face.)

Arcade Machine: What just happened?

GB (Female): Arcade machine! You’re back!

Arcade machine: Yes, i guess i am… But seriously guys what happened?

Bop it: Eh, nevermind that.

Satellite: Oh, I see you guys finally fixed Arcade machine..?

Spatula: Yep!

Satellite: Alright!

Satellite: So French team wins immunity, which means the Red team is up for elimination.

Rose: Aw man! I hope I won't be eliminated…

Redstone: Me too, rose!

Butter: You guys think I will be out?

Satellite: You people will see about that in the next episode. but for now!

(Scene cuts to black, and it slowly fades to the voting screen)

Satellite: Viewers, since French Team won and the Red Team lost, vote for one of these contestants to be eliminated by using the link in the description below. The contestant with the most votes will be booted out of the show. Voting ends on this day and month shown here.

(Then the credits roll)

(A stinger shows up with battery, still lying on the ground)

(The background slowly changes as he is starting to dream)

Battery: Ughh, where am i? Why is everything… different?

(Battery then notices a door behind him)

Battery: Huh? This has never been here before.

(Battery opens the door, as the screen fades to white with ‘To be continued“ written in the center.)

(A black screen appears, with the Inanimate Brawl showing up, panning next to the Inanimate Brawl: Undertaking Hallucinations logo. The screen fades out after several seconds.)